Wolfort
Introduction
Welcome to Wolfort, where we believe that money is the solution to every problem. Do you have an ugly wife? We can fix that. Having trouble paying rent at your shitty little apartment that you hate? We can fix that. Can’t afford that trip your wife, who is a 5 at best, is begging you to go on? Guess what! We can fix that. Leave your sad life and ugly wife at home and come see us here at Wolfort… and always remember… there is no nobility in poverty, but there is in Wolfort.
Tokenomics
Taxes
Token Supply
1 Billion
Total Supply
Ownership
Renounced
Name
Wolfort
Symbol
@WOLFORT
Network
Solana
Wolfort
MISSION
Here at wolfort we believe that money isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. This institution was based on the foundation that being rich is not only for the Saudi Princes, but for those who can grab life by the nuts and make it your bitch. Our founder once said “I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time.” Being rich is having the freedom to move to Africa and liberate a village if you feel like it. You can’t move to Africa if you’re living in the suburbs working a deadbeat job with a wife that’s a 5 (at best). At wolfort, we take all these factors into consideration and aim to not only fix your shitty life, but to fully transform you from beta to alpha.
ROADMAP
Phase 1
- Ditch your ugly wife
- Leave your shitty apartment
- Buy Wolfort
Phase 2
- Quit your job
- Liberate a random African village
- Have a statue in your honor
Phase 3
- Fill your wallet with fun coupons
- Obtain new wife that’s a 10
- Become Saudi prince rich
TEAM
Wolfort
Disclaimer
All information provided is to not be taken lightly. If all steps are followed, you will unleash the power of wealth and opportunity. This token possesses great power, but in the wrong hands, can be detrimental. Put your big boy pants on and make the leap to being Saudi prince rich.
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